Fat Goon Blog

If Anybody’s Interested

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:01:31 +0000

30 chicken nuggets, 2 cheeseburgers, 1 chickenburger and a large coke. All subsequently vomited, because it was far too much for my stomach. I have a picture the epic vomit puddle if anybody’s interested. It froze over during the night and I saw a dude scraping it up with a shovel the next day. it basically came up in one pancake-esque puddle.

All the Tricks in the Book

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:33:54 +0000

Also, if you mix root beer, cherry pepsi, fruit punch, and a little bit of the cream base from frustistas, you get Dr. Pepper.

And speaking of that, if you take the cinnamon twist noodles and put them in hot water you get normal noodles. Add some nacho cheese and regular cheese, and mac and cheese!

Also if you make the rice with milk instead of water, add cinnamon and some of the cream base from the frustista and you get rice pudding. I know all the tricks in the book. I get really bored at work sometimes.

A Traveling Taco

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:14:04 +0000

Alright so at 7-11 they have prearranged chips in a sort of bowl with dispensable chili and cheese (syrupy disgusting crap. If you take a $1 bag of fritos and fill it with that chili and cheese you have yourself a traveling taco. Shameful I know.

A Dallas BBQ Onion Loaf

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:58:07 +0000

A Dallas BBQ onion loaf. It was meant to feed maybe 2-4 people, but I like onions and figured, hey, I’m pretty stoned and hungry, let’s go for it! It’s about as delicious as it looks – basically, by the time I was eating it, it was a bunch of disgusting cold, greasy onions. Only the outermost layer of it was remotely battered, and I thought I would never eat the whole thing. While I was in the bathroom, one of my friends told a waiter to re-fry it for me. They refused. By the time I was done I was incredibly full, but had a horrible taste in my mouth so me and my friends went across the street to get milkshakes.

But No

admin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:56:19 +0000

i love onions, i put them on just about everything if i can. i thought this would be great- i put sauteed red onions on a waffle sandwich with pork roll, egg and american cheese with syrup. i thought it would imitate a mcgriddle, but no. it was terrible- perhaps it was the american cheese that provided for such a miserable experience.

Well..

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:54:42 +0000

Well.. the All You Can Eat pancake promotion is back at IHOP.. so I’m guessing within the past couple weeks I’ve had meals consisting of a couple eggs, bacon, and 8 pancakes.. only to move on to a chocolate shake and a large french fry from McDonald’s on my way home.. but instead, I’d drive around eating my fries until there are none and then I’d go to Walmart where I’d purchase a some Pringles that I’d probably polish off by the end of the night, along with some candy or anything else I see that looks good.

My Reasoning

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:48:28 +0000

just the other day i was high as fuck in my car with the munchies from hell. i was looking around the trash filled car looking for maybe some unfinished bag of chips or whatever and ended up finding a whole double cheeseburger from Mc D’s. now it had to have been at least a month old, but my reasoning was its winter and being as cold as fuck for a couple weeks now its gotta be like it was in a freezer right? so i opened up that bad boy and ate that meaty, ketchupy block of ice. strangely enough it was awesome with the frozen pickles. i had mixed emotions afterwards, but it was mostly shame.

Much More Satisfying

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:47:48 +0000

Wendy’s doublestacks are great, and they’re only $1 each. I’ve taken to just getting 2 or 3 doublestacks instead of combo meals or fries. Much cheaper and much more satisfying.

Chicken Kickers

admin — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:45:27 +0000

When I was working at Domino’s Pizza a handful of years ago, if I went in high, I would make myself a large thin crust pizza using a thick layer of BBQ sauce instead of the normal sauce, topped with bacon, onion, cheddar, mozzarella, and Chicken Kickers torn into pieces. I figured I would combine what I liked of the pizza and Chicken Kickers with BBQ sauce. Sometimes I would omit the Chicken Kicker chunks.

I Challenge Anyone

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:43:52 +0000

Four cold, leftover Wendy’s double stacks, shortly followed by a half gallon of apple juice and an entire package of jet-puffed marshmallows which I ate by using them as scoops to eat about ten ounces of Jiffy creamy peanut butter (by the way I challenge anyone to get a bunch of creamy peanut butter on a marshmallow, put it in their mouth, and not smile).

While playing WoW. In my underwear. At three in the afternoon on a Tuesday.