Cool Whip

Once I got a container of cool whip, so for a week I put cool whip on basically everything. Cool whip on cereal owns.

Beefaroni Souffle

Mine would probably a Beefaroni Souffle, or at least I think, I don’t really know what a souffle is. Maybe it was a casserole.

anyway,

you’ll need:
1x Big ass glass baking dish.(casserole dish?)
1x Extra large family industrial mega can of Beefaroni(Knockoffs simply will not do)
1x loaf of bread

Now line the bottom of the pan with bread slices until covered. Dump in the massive Beefaroni can. Then cover with another layer of bread slices. Bake at 350 for 15-20 min.

Recommended topping: Gummy Bears and/or banana slices.

Foie Gras Toasties

I ended up taking some pate de foie gras, onion marmalade and some stale brioche. I then used my old Breville sandwich maker to produce perhaps the world’s first and only foie gras toasties. Washed down with some left-over chilled Sauterne, words pretty much fail to describe both the epic glory and the total wrongness of what I was eating.

Instant Cake

One time I just grabbed some flour, an egg, milk, sugar and chocolate syrup, threw it all in a mug and microwaved that shit. Instant cake!

When Making Tuna Salad

nutella in lieu of mayo in when making tuna salad

Looked Just the Same

I once ate so much popped corn that when I got up, I immediately puked and most of it looked just the same as it did when I started eating it.

Absolutely Soaked

I had angel food cake absolutely soaked in about half a Hershey’s bottle worth of strawberry syrup. Next to this (on the same place) I had two fried eggs, a handful of olives, and jalepeno cheddar cheese slices.

I shat flaming, runny syrup the next day.

And Maybe a Pickle

The weirdest thing I’ve done is make and microwave a sandwich out of white bread, butter, mayonnaise, american cheese, and maybe a pickle.

If You Think About It

Like bread is just flour, if you think about it, it’s how they make it. So I will sometimes have a spoon of flour, and then drink water because of dry-mouth. It’s really good. Plus, flour and water is how they make beer, so it might make you drunk. I don’t notice it, just saying in case you’re sensitive.

A Plan

However i am planning celebration munchies as an incentive to keep me going for when i reach my goals, I plan on eating: 1) Full large deep dish pizza 2) Full bag of chips with dip 3) 2 litres of coke, and 4) Jar of peanut butter. Its going to be disgustingly delicious and I figured it out to be approximately 12000 calories for the whole thing.