I Challenge Anyone

Four cold, leftover Wendy’s double stacks, shortly followed by a half gallon of apple juice and an entire package of jet-puffed marshmallows which I ate by using them as scoops to eat about ten ounces of Jiffy creamy peanut butter (by the way I challenge anyone to get a bunch of creamy peanut butter on a marshmallow, put it in their mouth, and not smile).

While playing WoW. In my underwear. At three in the afternoon on a Tuesday.