My Reasoning

just the other day i was high as fuck in my car with the munchies from hell. i was looking around the trash filled car looking for maybe some unfinished bag of chips or whatever and ended up finding a whole double cheeseburger from Mc D’s. now it had to have been at least a month old, but my reasoning was its winter and being as cold as fuck for a couple weeks now its gotta be like it was in a freezer right? so i opened up that bad boy and ate that meaty, ketchupy block of ice. strangely enough it was awesome with the frozen pickles. i had mixed emotions afterwards, but it was mostly shame.